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clamps off

There weren't any stresses in the desk - as the clamps came off nothing groaned or shifted. Sawed off the dowels and flushed them with a chisel.

hmm.......

The back drawer rail is 5/16" off the front drawer rail. I hadn't thought about this when I made the front rail wider to accommodate a bigger drawer - depth wise. It took a few to wrap my head around how to deal with difference. Sometimes my spatial visualization ain't too good.

test piece

I think I resolved what had to be done at the rear drawer rail to make it level with the front drawer rail. A 5/16" tongue on the back of the drawer in/out guide was the trick. The test piece lap was too deep but it put me on the right road.

depth setting jig

My 18" combo square worked just as well as this would have had I not broke it.

drawer in/out guides

Glued the guides and set them aside to cook. After lunch I added 3 screws to them because I didn't want to rely solely on glue.

front drawer rail

No glue for this, just 5 screws. If need be any repairs/replacement will be easy.

didn't want to break this out

The back drawer rail install didn't go smoothly. Initially I had screwed one end and the rail had shifted downward. Unscrewed the rail and filled in the errant screw hole. I then nailed the rail flush with the back top rail. Part of the problem was there wasn't any where to apply a clamp. The nails were sufficient to hold the rail flush so I could screw it off.

in/out guides

Since I had the nail gut out, I nailed the guides with one nail at the front and back. After I make the drawers and fit them, I'll add a screw at the front and back to each one.

drawers

The plan was to start the drawers in the AM. I stopped working on the desk here and turned my attention to Leo's dresser.

no paint today

Got the dresser and all the drawers sanded and ready for paint. However, I blew off a big chip on the front of the dresser. I glued that back on and once it has set I'll have to do some putty work. One part of the blow off went MIA.

hmm......

Made a test groove for the plywood I plan to use for the bottom of the drawers. This fit is not snug but it isn't sloppy loose either.

done

Got the depth and inset from edge dialed in. I was going to use drawer slips but I am now plowing grooves for the plywood in the front and sides.

 Laid out the tails on both drawers and set up my Moxon vise. I'll start on the half blind dovetailing in the AM.

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hmm......

My set up thing-a-bob is several frog hairs short. I thought I would definitely need it for the back rail to set the bottom drawer guide rail.

the fix

I glued a thin piece of cherry to the guide to build up the depth of it. Planed it until it was dead nuts but all for nothing. I broke the jig rendering it into kindling. 

center drawer guide

I'm not crazy about the width of the maple at 5 1/2" wide but it will work. Thinking that I will use only screws to assemble it, no glue. I'm pretty sure that I used glue and nails on the drawer guides on my desk.

before I broke it

With the guide in place and the bottom drawer guide rail butted against it, the top of it was flush with the bottom of the drawer opening.

hmm......

Upcoming hiccup to resolve. The front drawer rail is 5 1/2" wide and the back one is a little more than 5". The in/out guides will be sitting atop the front and back drawer guide rails. I will have to half lap the in/out guides on the back drawer guide rail.

nope

There isn't enough room to drill the Miller dowels in at 90°. I won't be drilling them at at an angle. Instead I'll drill them at 90° from the outside. 

cooking

Hiccup free glue up of the base. Happy that clamping pulled the twist out of the left side that was twisted. The base isn't rocking nor does it look like it is twisted. The diagonals on the top were less then a 16th off.

maybe

The dust panel is proud on the left side. I'll find out if it will be a hiccup when I install the drawer.

needs a paint touch up

All the drawers fitted, easily pulling in/out without any hiccups. I went to Benjamin Moore paint store and they had a record of the paint I bought for the dresser in june of 2024 - Smoke Gray. The important thing is that drawers slide in/out and the rails I glued are rock solid now.

top drawer unit

This is good to go. No dings or 'white' spots on it anywhere. I'll screw it back down to the top after the painting is done.

haul from the paint store

Dresser paint, 4-0 steel wool, and two empty quart cans for shellac.

paint prep

Sanded the drawers and the dresser first with 220 and followed that with a card scraper. Filled in the dings, etc with wood putty. Tomorrow I'll sand those spots and paint it. Hopeful that it will only be one coat but I don't think it will be so. 

Miller Dowels

This was it for today. I'll have to cool my heels and let things cook until the AM.

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dust panels

Happy with the rails. They are secure, tight, and appeared to be glued good this time. One sharp rap with a mallet and the rails just giggled at me. However, the dust panels didn't fit - they were about a 16th too wide.

dust panels

One panel I was able to drop into rabbets. The other didn't have rabbets. When I made the rails I brain farted and put the rabbets facing down rather than up on two of the rails. The panels aren't structural so I was able to glue the 2nd one in place along with nails.

been a while

Been a couple of months since I last posted a blurry pic. This one is for the center divider. I flushed it with 80 grit sandpaper. I will have to slap on at least one coat of paint to cover this and a few others spots.

leveled

This is the epoxy filled in knot hole after 99% of it has been leveled. No pin holes from bubbles so far. You have to be careful with the pigment because even dry, it will stain the wood. Like an idiot I mixed the epoxy and stain on this board. Note to self, don't do that again.

cute

Went to Lowes and bought a 4 foot length of 1/2" maple for drawer runners. Saw these miniature 5 gal pails on the way in and bought two of them. Food safe too. Absolute no idea why I bought them because I don't need them.

wee bit of a panic

Got the bottom of the slats in with no hiccups but I couldn't say that for the tops. The dry fit went off without a hitch but with glue in the equation I couldn't solve it. Had a devil of a time getting the first three slats started. After several frantic minutes I got them going and then slats 10,11, and 14 had a major hissy fit. They finally fell into place. What took me 3 minutes to do dry, took me almost ten with glue applied.

sigh

Put the center stile in upside down. The cathedrals point down. I brain farted and put it in the bottom rail with a the labeled top facing up when it should have been facing down.

dry fitted

I didn't glue the base up here. I wanted to leave it dry because I was going to dry fit the drawer guide assembly. Wasn't sure if I could do it with the base glued and cooked.

sizing the top

I barely had to saw more than a 1/8" off either end. Not something I had any confidence in sawing with a handsaw.

happy face on

The overhang on all four sides was dead on. 

sigh

Couldn't find the slat I used to make the dutchman for the missing part of one of the legs. Could have sworn I saved it. 

table clip slots

I didn't brain fart on the table clips. I got all four inside edges done correctly.

ta da

Found the dutchman. I'll get it installed after I glue the base up. Until then I'll keep it here on the base.

Didn't get any time in the PM session. On a trip out to the recycling bins, I tripped and did the bounce test on the back door stoop. I slammed into the cobblestones and ripped a pound of flesh off both my knees. I'm sure that I'll be feeling it in the AM.

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hmm.......

I don't remember it, but I can see how I did the drawer guides for my desk. I kept it simple and easy. I'll be replicating it for Miles's desk and Leo's later on.

center drawer divider

I've been using this desk for years (10 or more?) and the drawers still work flawlessly. the guides (red oak) show almost no wear at all. No worn drawer bottom grooves at all but I won't be using red oak on either for the grandson's desks.

Miller dowels

I pinned the sides with Miller dowels on the inside faces. The dowels worked perfectly as they were a 16th less than the width of the legs. The back I might have to do the doweling from the outside face. I'll deal with that when I glue the desk together.

table top clips

I am going to attach the top to the base with these clips. I chopped the mortises for them with a 1/8" chisel. Three each on both sides.

back top rail

Put five in the back rail - I didn't think 3 would be sufficient.

filled in

The actual hole is smaller than what you see here. It got larger when I hit the epoxy with a heat gun to pop the bubbles in it. If I don't like it after it has set up I'll move on to plan B which is a dutchman.

hmm.....

Wasn't sure if I was going to do the table top clip mortises in the front rail. I was a little gun shy after screwing up the back but I bit the bullet. If I did them wrong it would be easy to whack them out correctly. As a bonus the errant mortises will be hidden with the drawer guide rail.

hmm........

Whacked out a jig to help with setting the front drawer guide rail. The top edge of it will be flush with the bottom of the drawer opening. This simple jig will ensure it is even across between the legs.

fingers crossed

Scraped the ends of the rails and the housings as best I could. Glued and installed the rails again. They will cook at least until the AM and maybe longer.

top rail

I didn't have any problems getting the top rail and the center divider out. The dovetail detail was on the thin side and a small splinter stayed behind from the bottom of the divider. Scraped what I could and glued it again.

sigh

The ends of the rails seated flush and snug. The center divider was a PITA. I tried frantically for several minutes but I couldn't get it flush. The screw holes for the drawer guides lined up but the center divider is proud of the rails. After the glue has set I'll see what I can do to flush it. 

drawer set up

There is a bottom bearer on the front and one on the rear. The drawer guide will be screwed to it. Underneath it will be a board that drawer will ride in/out on.

center divider

This is an idea of what the whole thing will look like. The white wood is maple which should wear well as the drawer will be moving in/out over it. I don't have enough of it to do all three so I'll be making a Lowes run tomorrow. 

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 Went to the shop this AM with one goal in mind. That goal was to get all the slats installed on the back rails. Spoiler alert - made my goal with 12 minutes to go before the quitting bell rang.

hmm......

Split the outside face chopping a couple of mortises. I let them cook while I chopped the mortises on the other rail.

almost done

It would seem that my calibrated eyeballing needs a reset. Two of the mortises were not deep enough. Fixed them and made them a few frog hairs deeper than 3/8".

done

Got the wide center rail fitted into the top rail. The next batter in the rotation is slat #1.

planer snipe gone

Three of the legs had some snipe and I planed it off. This was the 3rd and last one to be done. All of the snipe was placed on the outside faces.

yikes

How did this happen? Missing a big chunk at the top of the mortise. It won't effect the rail tenon to mortise connection. However, I will fill in the missing chunk and I'll probably use epoxy due to the shape and location.

fitted

I will do this after I glue up the desk.

sigh

I would have bet a lung that I had double, triple checked this but something wandered out into La La Land. I really wanted this to face the inside but it ain't so boys and girls. I'll be filling this in with epoxy and black pigment dye.

it was almost lunch time

Went dead in the water here. I needed to dry fit/clamp the base so I could measure for the length of the back rail slats. I had planed both of the back rail edges so I knew they wouldn't be the same length as the side ones. It took 6 shavings to clean/smooth the top rail edge and 5 on the bottom one. I had to give this rail at least an hour to cook before unclamping it.

5 extras for any oops

Picked through the remaining slats and got lucky. I was able to get 16 slats that had straight vertical grain. The center wide rail has cathedral grain.

this is finally toast

Been well over a week since I mixed this batch and I can say it is now toast. It is still liquid and there was a lot of settling at the bottom. It was mixing in but it smelled like a sewer hole.

hmm.......

Clamped it enough to get a measurement for the back rail slats. They were a 1/8" less than the side rails.

the back bottom rail

Checked the depth of all the mortises and 3 were too shallow. I didn't want this surprise to shake hands with me when it was being glued up.

hmm......

Should have thought of this when I did the side rail slats. Ganged and clamped 8 slats at once and planed a chamfer on the four edges. A bit of a PITA but it did work. The slats slipped by some while planing and the first 2-3 on the plane lead in did not develop the chamfer like the others. I had to go back and give them special attention.

sigh

I shouldn't be griping about this but gaps make me go postal and nutso at the same time. These 4 gaps -slats 1 to 3 and 6- I'll fill in with cherry veneer when I glue them up. Not that bad considering I had to chop 70 mortises.

looks good

Sneak peek on the dry fit with all the slats fitted and shaking hands.

side view

Thinking about chopping four more mortises to decrease the space on the sides. I'll have to see how difficult it will be to layout them out to match the others.

sneak peek with the top on

This will be a good student desk for Miles (Leo will get one too). Initially I was going to put 2 vertical drawers on the right side but nixed it. I don't have that feature on mine and I don't miss it nor do I feel a need for it.

another head scratcher

The top of the desk is square within less than a 16th. The bottom is out square almost a 1/2". I thought the legs at the front not having a bottom rail was the cause. Not so, the measurement between the legs at the bottom of the top rail and bottom of the legs was dead on the same. Could be twisted but the desk isn't rocking at all. I'll play this some more in the AM. Killed the lights and headed topside here.

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maintenance pit stop

These are still sharp but they needed a touch up to chop these remaining mortises. Cherry is harder than pine and wears the chisels down quicker.

hmm......

The chisel blade is too short to be used in the LN honing guide. With it in the guide, it is over an inch short of reaching the 25° angle setting.

nope

I surely thought that this guide would work but it ain't so boys and girls. The chisel blade isn't that thick and the screw hold down is a more than a 1/4" from touching it.

nope again

Same problem with this one as I had with the LN guide. The chisel blade is too short to reach the 25° angle setting.

didn't want to

Had to sharpen the 1/4" chisel by hand. It had a small chip at the toe and it wasn't square. Started on the 120 grit runway to remove the chip, square the edge, and raise a burr. The bevel doesn't have the same consistent shine as the bevels on the other two chisels. It is sharp and ready to chop regardless.

one down, one more to go

Got this one done just before quitting time. I had expected to get both done today but it didn't happen. Feeling a wee bit out sorts. No aches or fever, just a blah feeling. That translated into a lowered work output.

3 down, 14 to go

I was able to whack out 3 on the last rail before the quitting bell rang.

hmm......

Noticed a hump there when I slid the mallet across the bench. I think the last time I planed the bench was about 6-7 years ago. It is due for a clean up plane job.

hmm......

The jack wasn't cleaning up much. I got just as much new wood peeking out with the #80. I'll finish this up in the AM.

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ready to go

Changed my mind on the installation of the slats. I'm going to do the two sides first, get them glued and cooked, while I work on the back slats.

last one

Last slat fitted in the last mortise for the bottom rail. Wash, rinse, and repeat for the  top rail.

first dry fit

The only hairy part of this is fitting the slats into both rails. It wasn't that bad and there wasn't even the smallest hint anything would get flying lessons. I had to do this one more time (for each side) when I glued it up.

hmm.......

Before I installed the slats I had dry fitted the rails again and checked the diagonals to get the measurements. Dry fitted again with the slats and the diagonals were off over a 1/4". It took a wee bit of effort with a 4 foot clamp pulling the long diagonal before I got them to agree with what I had without the slats.

2nd side slat installation

First step was to plane a chamfer on all four edges. After that I took two shavings off all edges and progressed from that until the slat fit snugly.

2 dry fitted sides

Looking at the two sides dry fitted, I think I should have gone with two more slats. The gap between the legs and the outside slats is almost 4".

glued and cooking

Got both sides glued and I'll let them cook until tomorrow. Survived both glue ups without any hiccups.

left turn

Changed my mind on using walnut for the center wide slat on the back rails. I sawed off a length to get the slat from. I don't have enough cherry in my stash to make another desk so being miserly with it doesn't matter. I'll use the rest of this board to make the slats for Leo's desk.

2" wide slat stock

The plan was to get the 2" slat from board where the knot was. It doesn't go through all the way through the board.

made a story pole

There are 17 slats on the back rails. One 2" wide (actually 1 7/8") centered R/L and 16 3/4" wide slats. The gap between the last slat and the leg is around 2 1/2" wide. Made a story pole to transfer the layout from one rail to the other.

success

I double, triple checked myself on this layout a bazillion times. I got it right this time or at least I think it was right the four times I checked myself. I'll chop these mortises starting in the AM.

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almost

Got all the mortises chopped for the slats. Slats are cleaned and smoothed on all four edges. They will be individually fitted to their specific mortise. I'll do all three sets of them at one time.

dead nuts

Both diagonals said hello with 37 7/16". The other side came in with the exact diagonals. 

numbered

I numbered the bottom of each of the nine slats and the inside wall of the top/bottom rail mortises. I resisted the urge to get the slats installed on this but I'll wait.

sigh

Another brain fart. I started the mortises on the wrong edge, again. I didn't want to flip it and do the mortises on the top. These mortises would be visible on the underside of the rail - it is the bottom one. You would have to flip the desk over or get on the floor to look at them. 

I was able to flip it 180 and switch which tenon went into the legs. No haunches to worry about as there are none on the bottom rails. I had to take a few shavings on one of the tenons to get it to fit - it was too snug.

the correction

I did have to plane a bevel on the opposite face so the two rails will have space in the mortises where they meet.

I have one more rail to chop mortises in and the sides will be done. I am making a change to the back slats. I'm going to put one 2" wide slat centered on the rail L/R. I am leaning towards using walnut for it. I really don't want to use any of the cherry stash I have left to get one slat from. 

Didn't get a PM session today. My PCP called and said there was a cancellation and I was able to get my echocardiogram done at 1400. I had a student from the local community college do it. She did pretty good with most of it and had to hand it off to the tech for one portion of the test. It took a wee bit longer than having a tech do it but we all have to learn how. No problem with that because when you're retired time isn't a big deal, at least not with me.

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 What a day, what a day. Glad it is over as it was very frustrating at times but I showed a lot of constraint with nothing being broken or enjoying free flying lessons. I started this journey by going to the VA in the AM to make an appointment. The West Roxbury VA put in an order for an echocardiogram but they scheduled it for May and the CT guided biopsy is in april. Defeats the purpose of the echo needing to be done before the CT biopsy.

Normally this would have been an easy thing - just sign into health evet and message my PCP. Have her get me an echo here at the Providence VA. The rub? I couldn't sign into health evet. But I was able to talk to the clinic rep and she left a message explaining the hiccup to my PCP. Now I wait until they call me.

That didn't that long and I was back at the barn a little over an hour later. 

That was errand #1. Errand #2 was dropping off a pair jeans I needed to have taken up. I have short legs and Wally World doesn't sell jeans in my size which is a 28 1/2" leg. Finally wised up and on the way home I stopped at the tailor I used before and they are no more. The location (which is conveniently close to my house) is closing. They are permanently moving to another address. 

No biggie, I went to the other location and they aren't open yet. The windows were papered shut and there was a building permit on the shuttered front door. It is going to be a while before they will be open for business.

Found another tailor and it is one my wife had used for a long time. $10 to get my inseam taken up to 28 1/2". I'll find out on friday if it pays off. BTW Lands End sells jeans in my size and it is the only mfg that I know of that will do custom sizes. However, Wally World jeans are $20 and Lands End are $50 plus.

After I was done with errands #1 & #2, and getting gas, I started to deal with the login dot gov hiccup. This is where the frustration exploded. The security associated with these sites makes me nutso - my wife left to go shopping while I did battle with it. I endured and the reward I got was being able to log in finally.

Fixed my health evet login and it worked. Signed in/out four times to make sure it wasn't a fluke. Got my IRS 1099Rs from the last two retirement accounts. Found out that one of my retirement accounts is still intact. I never set it up after I retired from the VA. Not looking forward to the fun setting that up will be.  Lost $2317 last year. On a brighter note, since 2021 (when I retired), it has grown over $21K. 

I got to the shop after 1300 and I didn't get a lot of time on the pond. Puttered mostly muttering to myself before killing the lights and going topside.

hmm......

Chopped the last mortise in the bottom rail. The chip out is visible and gluing it back down did diddly with hiding/blending it in. At least it is on the bottom and won't be a flashing neon sign hiccup. 

hmm.....

I thought I had made this mortise (the chip one) wider but I hadn't. The slat is wider in both directions then the mortise is. Big smiley happy face on.

Houston we have a problem

I laid out the mortises on the wrong side of the top rail. I had put the rails into the legs to make sure that mortises were in line from the bottom to the top rail. Couldn't do that because there were no mortises on the underside of the top rail. The flip side of the coin this turned out to be lucky for me. The errant mortises will never be seen once the top goes on.

I'm an idiot

Checking the other side and what to my unbelieving eyes did I see. The same hiccup with the mortises laid out on the wrong edge. 

the why

At least I know why I had a serious brain fart twice. Hopefully I'll remember this when I go the two long back rails. Anyway, I saw top labeled on the rails and that is where I did the mortises. Didn't think that all the way through twice.

getting frustrated

I must have had a ton of residual nutso energy from straightening out my log in issues because I screwed this up. The front rail should have been flipped 180 with no mortises laid out on it. Oh well it was still a semi productive day for me.

came today

Trying a new shellac for me. I usually get blonde mostly because this wasn't in stock when I need to order some. The blonde has a hint of tint to it and I'm curious as to how clear this shellac will be.

two things for me in one day

Feels like xmas almost. I already read one of the articles and it calmed me down. I'll probably finish this by tomorrow at the latest.

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sneak peek

Dry clamped the base and set the top on it.  I haven't that got to its final size yet but I wanted to check that I got it right. Spoiler alert, I did.

dry clamped base

This is looking good IMO. Simple, plain, and functional. Thinking about doing something with the bottom of the legs - maybe a small taper?

hmm.......

Three of the four legs have cracks in them at the top. The tenons all fit snug and a few were obviously too snug. I'll glue the cracks and set them aside to cook until tomorrow.

glued and cooking

Just to be sure I'll keep these clamps until tomorrow. On the fourth leg I tried to open any hidden cracks in it with a chisel leveraged against the mortise walls. No cracks or even the slightest hint of any.

slats

The slats are slightly over 3/4" x 3/8". The mortises are a frog hair under 3/4" x 3/8". The plan all along was to plane each slat to fit. I want the tenons to be gap free in the mortises.

 

ain't happening

I haven't used this mortise machine in over 5 years? The switch is toast and I had to replace the starting capacitor. It still turned on (switch is now plug it in/out) without any sparks and ran smoothly. However, the widest rail is too tall to fit under the mortising chisel. The shortest one barely fit, there was barely a 32nd of clearance. Scratched the idea of using the machine to chop the mortises.

first step

I have done slats in this manner 3 or 4 times already. I found that taking a chip on all four inside edges first helps a lot. It greatly helps with keeping the top of the mortise clean and defined.

first mortise done

It shouldn't take more than one or two swipes of a plane to clean up and fit the slats to the mortise. 

more 3/8 and less than a 1/2

I am eyeballing the depth of the mortises. I want them roughly to be 3/8-1/2 inch deep. The slats are not structural so there isn't any need for the mortises to be deeper than this. It is also the same depth I did on previous slat mortises.

sigh

Had two boo boos chopping the mortises on the first rail. The first was a big chip blew out on the 3/8 width. Super glued that back down ok. The second one was a split/crack that said hello when I chiseled down on the long mortise wall. Glued that one back together with yellow glue.

sigh, again

After waiting 30 minutes I started chopping the mortises again and another split/crack shook hands with me again. Glued that one and the first again because it wanted attention too. Clamped it and set it aside to cook.

ready to chop

Got the other 3 rails ready to chop the mortises. I went with 9 slats on each side. After eyeballing the layout adding another 2 slats (11 total) didn't make much of a difference. I might add extra to the back though as it is several inches longer than the sides.

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surprise

The glue bond from the PVA so far has been very easy to break with just a few gentle taps of a mallet. I tapped the bottom of the vertical divider first, then a few on the back of it. I was surprised to see that I had used the same dovetail joinery that I had used on the rails. 

Before I can see if this will come free, I'll have to unscrew the drawer guides at the front. Fingers crossed that I'll be able to break it free intact then reglue it hiccup free.

one more

I thought this was done but it ain't so boys and girls. Workshop dust settled on the shelf and if felt 100 grit sandpaper. I rubbed it down with 4-0 steel wool and applied the last coat of shellac.

splitting the cheeks off

None of the cheeks ran into the center of the tenon. For the most part they split straight down with a few running out toward the outside face.

done

Quick and easy to whack this out. It took me about 45 minutes to do all 7 rails.

first one

Haunch not done, just fitting the tenons to the mortises first.

fitting the top front rail

I have to fit and dry clamp all the rails first. Once that is done I can layout and do the spindles on the sides and the back.

dry fitted

I hadn't realized that there was such a color difference between the front drawer rail and the legs. However, the grain pattern I like a lot and it will be a focal point of the desk once it is done.

ugh

Got a gap on the left bottom side. I fiddled and faddled with it for almost an hour trying to close it up. 

closed up

I fettled this in small increments which is why it took so long. I used my shoulder plane to knock down the back shoulder - from eyeballing it, it was tight on the back and a gap on the front. (oops it would appear upon editing that I didn't post the correct pic)

first dry fit

This looks a bit bigger than my desk even though this one is few inches smaller in both directions. No gaps anywhere - I was able to close up all the shoulders tight with the clamps.

last two rails

I got the first 5 rails fitted by 1457. Decided to stay past quitting time and fit the last two. Got those done by 1546. Shut the lights and headed topside. 

I had a few hiccups along the way. Nothing that caused a shutdown but required a few minor tweaks. I did the haunch wrong on two rails - neither boo boo will show once the rails are glued and cooked. The last one was the back top rail.

sigh

I wasn't paying attention and when I fitted the tenons and the knot hole ended up on the outside face. Got lucky and I was able to reverse the tenons into the opposite mortises. I had to thin one tenon to get it to fit. It was too snug and split the leg. I'll have to glue them up before I do the rails.

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 I had 3 things on the 'A' to do list and two were good and one went south on the express. The express one was frustrating and I wish I could have reached out and grabbed and gave it free introductory flying lessons. But I digress so on with the keyboard diarrhea.

the first good thing

I was determined today to at least get all the mortises done for the desk. I had to add this piece of a 2x4 for the router. Without it was getting tippy while at the end of the cut. All of the top rails will have a haunch and this facilitated making that easier and safer.

yikes

On the last mortise the router bit gave up the ship. Got lucky that it broke off and didn't go nutso and chew up the mortise walls. I finished getting to depth with a solid carbide 1/4" diameter up cut spiral bit. Cleaner and nicer finish then the broken router bit did.

outside mortise wall

The plan was to make the tenon a wee bit wider by chiseling the outside wall. I had set the router bit a few frog hairs off the outside of the layout line.

hmm.....

I took off a strong 32nd on all 12 mortises. 

dips and dings

All of the dips and dings happened on the outside mortise walls. Chiseling didn't remove them entirely, but enough. The shoulders on the rails will hide all of the dips and dings.

done

It took a while and it wasn't until the 3rd leg that I hit my stride and developed a rhythm doing the mortises. Got the mortises completed a lot quicker than I would have if done with a mallet and a chisel.

I think if I use the router again for mortising that I will make a cradle for the legs. Doing it on the workbench was a PITA due to the vacuum enclosures thing a ma bobs on the router. I got a wee bit frustrated with them and I ended up breaking them off with a mallet. After they were gone things progressed a lot smoother.

BTW I tried to remove the vacuum hood/enclosures but I couldn't figure it out. It looked to me that they were a permanent things. I don't think that I will miss them because I had no way to hook up my vacuum to it anyways.

erasing the layout lines

Used my high frog 4 1/2 to plane off the layout lines. I didn't have any issues with squirrely reversing grain tearing out.

interesting

I had forgotten about this black milk paint. When I stirred it there was some bottom settling but I had no problems stirring it up and getting it lump free. I painted a scrap of pine and the adhesion seemed to be as good as the first time I used it. I am clueless as to what bad milk paint would look like, smell, or what the consistency should be.

shoulder work

Mortises done - ends squared off and the outside walls chiseled. Next up was sawing the shoulders on the 7 rails. I didn't think I would get them all done today but I did. I sawed the last one at 1505.

LN tapered carcass saw

This is the 3rd time I used this tapered LN carcass saw. I bought this when I had sent my other LN carcass saw to them to be sharpened. I didn't want to be without one while it was being sharpened. I bought the tapered one because the straight blade carcass saws were out of stock.

done

Tomorrow I'll start on the tenons. The plan is to chisel the cheeks and plane them to fit the mortises with my rabbeting blockplane.

hmm.......

I hadn't planned on doing this but the rail came off with gentle persuasion with a block of wood and a mallet. The fit of the rail is snug and I'm thinking now of using yellow glue - tite bond - to secure it. 

hmm......

Breaking this connection could be problematic. I felt for screws on the underside and I didn't feel anything. I think I just glued this, top and bottom. I'll try tomorrow with some gentle mallet and wood block persuasion. If that doesn't work I'll introduce some heat. Either way I know that I'll have do some repainting. 

I found the can of gray paint but it didn't look so good. It is almost two years old and had skinned over on the top. I got it from Benjamin Moore and I'm sure they have it in my customer data base.

hmm.....

I remember now how I rabbeted the back of the rail. I glued & nailed on a strip of pine but the 'rabbet' stayed attached to the plywood. I'll have to figure out how to attach the plywood to the back of the rail.

kept going

Popped off the third rail and this time the 'rabbet' came with the rail. I pulled it off, scraped the old glue off it and the back of the rail and glued and nailed it back on. The dust panels aren't structural and aren't necessary to be glued/secured to the back of the rails. 

glued and cooking again

Used the same nails to register and secure the 'rabbet' again. I stuck in the vise to ensure a good glue bond this time.

The dresser is almost fixed now. It went a lot quicker and easier than the nightmare scenarios I was running through the brain bucket. Maybe I can talk my wife into painting it when I fix glue failures.

I spent over an hour on the southern express trying to log into my government accounts to get my IRS 1099 forms. It was an absolute shit show. There are too many accounts and all are different. The problem is I only log into them 2-3 times a year and they have expirations on the time for passwords. It seems they system forgets you and you have to start from ground zero to verify and log in again. I got two 1099s and I have two more to get. Not looking forward to that happy time.

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 About 4 years ago (?) Tools for Working Wood sold a white PVA glue. I bought a small bottle to try and I liked it. I liked it a lot and I bought a gallon. No problems with it and it worked differently then yellow tite bond. However, things went south with the last gallon I bought. Things I glued up with it were falling apart. Glue joints were going south in droves. TFWW gave me a refund on the gallon I bought and as far as I know they don't sell it anymore.

I made a lot of things and I am not sure of what I made with this glue. So far 5 projects I glued up with it have failed. I was able to reglue them with tite bond without any hiccups. When my wife got back from North Carolina she brought another glue failure home. The dresser I had made for Leo was coming undone. I'll be fixing it along with all the other things I have on my plate now.

almost there

With the exception of the end grain tops of the ends, this bookshelf has 5 coats of shellac on it. I only have to get as many on the tops of the ends. I've been searching for hole to stick this in and so far nada. I really want to keep this and the books in the shop somewhere. 

sigh

It doesn't look that bad from 8 feet away. I unscrewed the drawer enclosure on the top to make it easier to bring it down to the shop. Amanda told me that it was getting impossible to open and close the drawers.

right side

All of the cross rails came loose on the right.  On the left side only two are loose and two are still secure. Or at least I couldn't jar or move them with gentle taps of a mallet. 
 

hmm.....

This was encouraging - I was able to easily clamp the ends of the rails tight tight to the sides. I think I'll use epoxy to secure them this time. I'm not sure that I'll be able to remove the rails, scrape the bad glue off, and reglue them. I don't know if the white PVA glue will loosen with heat and moisture.

dust panels

I don't remember how I secured the dust panels. From feeling the underneath of the rails it I think the dust panels are in a rabbet and not a groove. The glue bond there wasn't good enough to keep the rails in place.

The back rails are still secure - they don't have the dovetail joinery that I used on the front rails. The back rails are secured with screws from the back plywood panel into the rails. It makes sense that the screws are keeps things secure and tidy on the back.

one done

I am rusty with using a big boy router. I made a couple of dings on the mortise walls. I had to push the router against the rotation of the bit. A little hairy trying to keep the edge guide up tight against the stock. I like how clean and precise the mortise came out. Instead of doing anymore I'm going to wait until the AM.

Getting the dresser out of the car and down into the cellar took a toll on me. I'm feeling my age because it took me a lot longer to get into the shop then I remember getting it out of the shop a couple years ago. (finished this in 07/2024) Not feeling sore yet but I do feel like taking a nap big time.

Ordered some shellac yesterday and with S/H it came to $72.95. It has gone up again but I'll keep buying it because it is my favorite finish. I have been looking for something called a 4 part finish. Shellac, linseed oil, beeswax, and ????. I read an article about it (no recipe) and it was the finish valued by old masters. Still hunting down what the ???? part is, maybe it is alcohol?

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a teeny bit

Out of the clamps and on the flat reference surface with some rocking. Not enough that I am going to play with removing it. Now that this is done I'll have to find a hole to stick it in somewhere in the shop. It will hold all my reference books in one spot now.

reference line

Laying out my reference line for the tapered pins. Ended up putting in 3 on each end. Two of them bled some glue and it looked like I drilled the holes for them at an angle rather then at 90°.

sneak peek

The bookshelf is big enough for a couple of bigger reference books. The grey one is Robert Wearing's book the the next one is a shop reference book.

wood putty

Decided to fill the gaps with wood putty over filling them with wood shims. Once books are in it the 'gaps' won't be seen anymore.

hmm.......

Felt like I had no thumbs and an IQ ten points less than a lima bean. Couldn't figure out how the micro adjust thing work. Took a lot fiddling before I got it. But the big hiccup was turning the damn thing on. 

The switch is built into one of the knobs. To turn it on you have to depress one part down and then squeeze another part of the switch. You have to do it in a sequence that initially escaped me. I was thinking about returning it because I thought it was defective. Finally got it to turn on but I couldn't duplicate it after I shut it off. Took a few but I finally figured out the push down and squeeze sequence. 

one more to go

Got the last coat on the back first thing in the shop. Two coats on the front until the final check mark goes in the done column.

this is surprising

Instead of a stamped metal wrench, this one is actually cast metal. Metric too, rather than imperial.  DeWalt is an american company but this router was originally made by Elu in Germany and now is made in Canada.

test cut

This test cut took a while. Mostly figuring out how to turn it on and then setting the edge guide. I set the bit to be in between the pencil lines. I didn't do the mortising today but tomorrow for sure. I concentrated on getting the frames and the bookshelf done.

Found a new You Tube called Blond Mary. It is about a female automotive mechanic from somewhere in Europe. Not eye candy You Tube stuff but a competent mechanic who also does body work. So far it appears that she works mostly on Hyunda/Mazda cars and vans. When I was 16 I tried to get into an automotive tech school but I couldn't afford the tools. I like watching You Tube vids rebuilding engines and she does a lot of it. Not a lot of explaining and it is wordless. 

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still good (after dinner)

The milk paint consistency is still good. No evidence it is wanting to turn into a blob of jello. Putting the 3rd and final coat of paint on the front of the frames.

front and sides done

In the AM I'll put a second coat on the back and the inside of the rabbet. A couple of coats of shellac and I'll be ready to bring these to Maria.

AM milk painting

The backs can get away with 2 coats as they won't be seen once the matting and glass are installed. All the visible show surfaces have 3 coats.

fingers crossed

There were some lumps this time but they stirred up easily and disappeared. The consistency is the same as when I first made it. I think I may have solved (at least for me) how to make milk paint. With my first two batches I obsessed about using too much water. On the red and black batches I didn't. I used more water and the results were a huge improvement. Now I just have to get some time on the road to see how long lasting it is.

hmm........

I blew the heat gun on two sides and clamped it up. I applied pressure while eyeballing the it to guess-ta-mate how flat the frame was. Left it to cook overnight and now it is time to see if I clap my hands or cry.

made it worse

I think I clamped the wrong corners. The twist almost doubled over what it was. On to plan #2.

oops

There will be no plan #2. This side popped off while I was clamping the frame again. Two more sides popped off when I dropped it.

hmm......

The yellowish areas are glue that didn't soak into the end grain. Wasn't expecting this.

I lost over half of the pics and the post from this point. Blogger was not responding so I closed out the browser and opened a new session and over half of it disappeared. Note to self - don't do that again.

the after pic

Went back to the shop and shot two more pics. This one was originally done at 1440. I started making it at 0820. A lot of crappola unfolded in between. I made two huge, malodorous brain farts making this.

The first one was about the back slats. I sawed the tails on each end and laid them out on the back edge of the ends. The problem popped up and shook hands when I tried to fit the tails into the pin sockets. Two ends fit and two ends didn't. I had sawn the tails on two ends opposite of the other end. No way the back slats were fitting but one a  positive spin, all four tails fit in the pin sockets.

The second brain fart was with the pin sockets. I had sawn and chopped them correctly on the first end edge. The pin sockets go on the back edge. Unfortunately for me on the 2nd end I put the pin sockets on the front edge. No amount of swearing, offering free flying lessons changed that. I tossed both ends and back slats into the shitcan and started over again.

tapered bamboo pins

I glued one of these in each end of the back slats. After the bookshelf comes out of the clamps I will put some into the shelf from each end.

I didn't dovetail the 2nd bookshelf instead I put the back slats into notches. I am experimenting with this way of installing the back slats. Will glue and a tapered pin be sufficient to one, stay in place, and two keep the books from pushing it off?.

Tomorrow I'll start shellac on the bookshelf and the pic frames. Mortising the legs for the rails is at the top of the A list.

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final prep

I had filled the nail holes and a few dings with wood putty yesterday. Today I sanded them smooth with a 120 grit sanding stick. I use these sanding sticks a lot, much more than I thought I would. They have proven to be handier than I anticipated. BTW, I use the 120 grit stick 100 times more than any other one.

prepping for black milk paint

Got the black pigment dye mixed and ready to go. I have 1 oz of lime ready - I'll add it to the water after the quark is in the whizzing machine.

9 1/4 ounces of quark

Making the quark is just as easy to do as the lime and the dye. One thing I'm still struggling with is the whizzing machine. It has two faults with the first being that the whizzing container is too small. Once the lime and dye are added to the quark the contents extend way above the max line. The 2nd hiccup is that it doesn't have sufficient power to whiz up the paint. It struggles and especially so with the quark. It barely breaks it down. I'm looking for a small kitchen blender with a larger container and a more powerful motor - something at least a 1000 watts.

hmm......

This batch is a wee bit thicker than the red milk paint batch. It is still much looser than than the blue milk paint. Stirring it didn't loosen it but I added some water a couple of times (1 TBSP each time) until it got to the consistency of the red milk paint batch. I think if I hadn't added water thinning it, it would have turned into a blob of black jello.

hmm.......

I have four of these books from the Lost Art Press. I'm in a lull so I decided to make a small bookshelf for them. Chris says that more of these small books are coming and I'll be ready. I'm using 1/2" thick  New Zealand pine I got from Lowes.

changed already

I didn't want to saw up the 2nd board to get the two back slats so I made two of them from cherry. Changed my mind on that when I found a scrap of NZ pine to get two back slats. Now the entire bookshelf is the same wood.

practice run

Instead of putting the back slats in a blind mortise I'm thinking of using a dovetail joint. 

not my best dovetail

Gaps and definitely not self supporting but doable. Laid out the back of the pin socket wrong but it didn't matter. I sawed both the pin and tail with my dozuki saw.

ta da

Second try and much better. No gaps and a snug fit off the saw. I think this will work and I'll pin the joint with a dowel for insurance. 

hmm......

The books will rest against the back slat without any problems. The wedging action of the joint will keep it in place and the books will rest against it. I'll have to stay on my toes so I saw the pin in the correct orientation.

ready to go

Not much wood needed for it. I'll start on this in the AM as it was already past quitting time.

haven't forgotten it

Due my unknown lung issues I decided to employ more machine work in the making Miles's desk to speed things up. I'm doing it strictly as a time savings but I'll still be doing handwork too. I ordered a plunge router from Amazon (hasn't come yet) and I'll use that to make the mortises. I'll do the tenons and the fitting by hand.

hmm.......

Spiral up cut router bits. I don't think that I have ever used either one. But I digress as both will still be unused. The diameter is 6mm and the cutting depth is 7/8". The mortises need to be about 5/16" and one inch deep. I'll be using a double flute, 1/4" x 1" router bit instead.

2 hours later

Some foam on the top but the paint underneath still had the same consistency. After rubbing down the frames with the grey pad I painted on a 2nd coat. Coverage was good after one but two was better.

 Had some problems with the SD card with the last 3 pics not cooperating. They wouldn't upload into the blogger. One of the pics was my attempt at untwisting one of the pic frames. I'll post it and how it turned out in tomorrow's post.

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fingers crossed

I thought I had a good shot at this coming out of the clamps twist free. The Bessey clamps looked like they flattened the frame but I didn't get lucky. The same amount of twist before I clamp]ed it, was the same amount that shook hands with me unclamped.

way too much

It looked flat but the twist is still 1/8" and it isn't any better on the opposite corner. That is too much to plane off. The frame is only a 1/2" thick and I would guess a total of a 1/4" would be planed off both sides to remove the twist.

last one

Whacked out the bridle joints on the tablesaw. In spite of doing the donkey work there, I still had to tweak the tenon. For some reason I haven't found yet, the height of the saw blade moves. Sometimes up and sometimes down so it left the shoulder short this time.

one done

I had to trim every shoulder with a chisel. The bottom right has a wee bit of a gap that I closed up with a should plane.

sigh

I had to make a replacement. This one slipped out of my hands and said hello to Mr Saw Blade. Got lucky that the two jigs I had used to make the tenon sides were still set up.

2nd one dry fitted

The 2nd frame is atop the twisted one. No hiccups fitting the replacement side - frame was still dead nuts square.

first pic frame

Both of these frames basically were self squaring. The clamps mostly kept the frame from shifting/moving while it cooked. The bridle joints were all snug and self supporting but I clamped them anyways.

2  1/4 lines

I'm not 100% sure but I think each line represents 1/8" off horizontal. This is a healthy amount of twist.

nope

I didn't think it would work but I tried it anyways. Sawed off 1/2" on all sides but the twist was still there laughing at me. I'm not done with it yet. I'm thinking of wetting it and hitting with the heat gun to see if I can remove the twist then.

back frame

Mitered both of them due to how visible they will be. Used the 1/2" shoulder plane to flush/even the toes of the miters.

done

Decided to make two bridle joint frames so the Grandsons get the same frame. I don't want any sibling rivalry drama over the frames. The bottom frame is from the first two I made. It is an extra and I don't know what I'll do with it. The inside measurements of it are too small for a 5 x 7 pic - the R/L is 6" but the T/B is a frog hair over 7".

I'll be making a batch of black milk paint for these frames. If that batch goes south on me I have a can of black latex 'milk paint' I can use.

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what will it be?

Resisted the urge to unclamp this after dinner. With my track record with miters, I let it cook over night. No hiccups noted when I took it out of the clamps and it passed the shake test with flying colors..

hmm.......

Had second thoughts on how wide the reveal should be on the rails and the leg. This look is a 1/4".

1/2"

This looks to be a wee bit too much and I'm not sure yet which  one I'm going with. Here the apron is centered on the leg and it allows more room for the contemplated chamfer I'm thinking of putting on the outside edges of the legs. 

it worked

The top rails are 5" with the front one 5 1/4". The bottom rails are 4" wide and that is a long cross cut to saw. I clamped a board on the knife line and sawed the shoulder. Happy with how it came out. Dead nuts square across and dead square down to the shoulder line.

It was bit awkward setting/clamping the board on the knife line and time consuming to do but worth it. I'm sure I could have done it free hand but this eliminates the saw jumping the line on me. Noticed that the crosscut gents saw I used had trouble sawing the cherry. I'll have to find someone who can sharpen it for me because I use this one constantly.

teeny bit of twist

It wasn't much but enough to cause it to rock on the tablesaw. Planed it off with the #3.

back frame

The back frame is as thick as the frame itself. Because of that I mitered the corners which will be visible.

better

I didn't like the width of the frame and I sawed off 5/8" on all four sides. IMO the thinness of the frame now fits in the overall scale. This will be matted and have conservation glass to be hung on a wall.

squared off

Chamfered the inside/outside edges with my cordless router. Had to square off the inside ones. If the outside of the frame had rounded corners I would have left it rounded. With the frame having 90° corners, rounded chamfers look like crap IMO.

one down, one to go

Made the right choices. This frame is a much better fit than the original one which was 1 1/4" wide.

question mark

When I took this frame out of the clamps, it had a noticeable twist to it. I didn't need to put the sticks on it, I could see it. In spite of that I put splines in the corners. I'm hoping that the splines will pull some twist out of the frame. I'll find out how well that worked in the AM.

If this doesn't work I'll make another frame. It won't be mitered this time. I'll make this one with bridle joints.

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 Today is not a national or state holiday. I checked because the mail was late. It usually comes around noon-ish but still no mail by 1609. I checked to verify it wasn't a holiday but I did find out that there are 14 national observation days. Six I thought were kind of ok and 8 were absurd.

In the order I found them - National Ear Muff Day, National Ken Day (as in the Barbie Doll Ken), National Jewel Day, National Open An Umbrella Indoors Day, National Smart and Sexy Day, and National Sleep Day. I say why not celebrate a National Belly Button Lint Collector Day or a National Toys Made From Ear Wax Day?

hmm.....

Thought 3/4 stock was too thick for the Hall of Fame frames. 1/2 inch poplar looks better to my eye. I wanted to dowel the frames together but I don't have any thin (>1/4") diameter dowels so I'm going to miter the two frames.

Osbourne miter gauge

Norm had this one so of course I had to have one. The plan was to saw the 45 on the saw and sweeten it up with the 45 shooting board.

surprise

You could have knocked me out with a feather. Every single 45 was dead nuts according to Mr Starrett.

nope

All the shavings came from the practice pieces on the right. I couldn't dial in the '45' on the miter jig. The problem was the stock moved as I pushed the plane forward. Instead of chasing my tail I went back to the tablesaw and sawed the parts to the exact same length. 

hmm.......

Bottom right miter threw a hissy fit deciding to have a gap. I eventually got it tighter after sanding and planing the opposing toes and heels.

 

better

I have had and used these miter clamps for almost 50 years now. Easier with a lot less fussing getting all the miters closed up vice the Woodpeckers above.

sigh

The heels slipped a wee bit and it had already set by the time I noticed it. All the miters are tight and I'm leaving this as is. I am going to chamfer the inside and outside edges and that will hide this boo boo.

I am going to glue up both frames with these geriatric Craftsman miter clamps. I will do the 2nd one in the AM. I don't have good luck gluing up miters and I don't have a warm and fuzzy with these two.

spline jig

These arms are toast and I need a new set. I am not relying on glued miters but glued miters that have splines.

done

I didn't have any 3/4 thick scraps but I did have 1/2 poplar. It just has to last to do two frames.

Only got about 90 minutes in the shop today. I had a clinic appointment with the pulmonary docs at the West Roxbury VA. Still don't have a diagnosis as to what the mass is in my left lung. The head doc explained to me that it could be cancer but there is another problem with my lungs that isn't cancer but Interstitial lung disease which is a scaring of the lung tissue.

I'll be going to West Roxbury again to have a CT guided lung biopsy probably next month. In the interim I will have some other tests done at the Providence VA. At this point I just want to know what is wrong with me. Fingers and toes crossed that the CT biopsy yields something definitive.

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finished glamour pic

I've been trying to get a hold of my sister Donna out in Indiana and nada. I'll past this on to my sisters Kam or Susan. I'm no longer going to populate the boneyard with projects.  

last night

Came back to the shop to clamp the front rail up. Decided to use it because I don't have any 4/4 cherry 6" wide. 

ready for layout

Thought about using a different wood for the drawer fronts. Walnut came up first but I don't have enough for two drawers. Pine is out of the question and I have no other 4/4 hardwood in my stash. It is looking like it is going to cherry after all.

hmm......

Still liquid and no 'foam' covering it this time. I stirred it and applied some to a scrap of pine. Covered well and seemed to be sticking. I wasn't expecting this to still be viable.

tenon layout

Initially I tried to do the layout with not one but 3 different mortise gauges. I felt like I didn't have thumbs - I couldn't get any of them to lay out equally from each edge. The tenon is a few frog hairs wider than a 1/4".

mortise layout

I took my time doing this layout. There is no bottom rail on the front and it is way too easy for me to screw things up. Got a layout triangle on the top that helped a lot with keeping me on the right track. Got it laid out first with light pencil marks, took a coffee break, and came back to check it was correct before finishing the layout.  I checked it again before I killed the lights for the day.

rail inset

This is the outside line for the rail putting the tenon centered on the leg.

got lucky

I was going to use a long 4/4 cherry board to get the two drawer fronts. While picking out that I saw these cherry scraps off to the left. The grain flows pretty good across the two so I'll be able to get a good match right to left.

hmm......

Got a snug fit on the ends and it is proud on the width. I'll plane them to fit when I do the 1/2 blind dovetails.

hall of famer at Cooperstown

Got a request to make two frames for these. One for each of the grandsons. They are related to hall of famer but I don't know how. My wife is the one who does the digging into dead people stuff. He was a great uncle to the grandson's paternal grandfather.  Either of these two frames is way too big for for a solo pic.

finally

Maria had told me bigger is better when matting a pic/photo. I started with a frame that would have a 2" border all around. It looked off to my eye so I started shrinking the frame. It took me 4 cuts before I got this. I'll whack out these two and bring them when I go to Maria's to check on two frame jobs I gave her last month.

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